Indian Parents Favorite Dialogues For Different Situations

Indian parents are just awesome when it comes to using their pet dialogues while scolding their children. And I bet, you all would have listened almost all of these from your parents at least thrice in your lifetime. Like other things that vary from place to place, these dialogues remain unchanged. From “Tune mujhe kahin ka Nahi Choda” to “Bhagwan aisa beta kisi ko na de”, have a special place in our families. Some of such hilarious yet true Indian Parents’ Favorite Dialogues have been enlisted below by me.

Indian Parents Favorite Dialogues For Different Situations

1.   “Sharma ji ki beti ko dekho top kiya hai aur kitni izzat karti hai apne parents ki, aankhein jhuka kar baat karti hai”.
   

   She might be suffering from eye sickness.

2.   “Jab tumhare bachche honge tab tumhe samajh mein aayega ki parents apne bachchon ke liye kya kya karte hain”.

Ok then, fix my marriage, I have girl in my sight….

3.   “Jaise tum Waise tumhare dost, kabhi koi dhang ka dost bhi bana liya kro”.
   

So, before making friend, Should I run an E.C.G. test on them…..

4.   “Jab tumhari umar ke the to class mein first aate the”.
   

If all parents were topper in their class, who flunked then?

5.   “Ab is umar mein yahi dekhna baaki reh gaya tha, kya kami reh gayi thi mere sanskaron mein, kya isi din ke liye paida kiya tha tumhe”.
   

How would have I known this???

6.   “Paise ped pe nahi ugte”!!!!
   

I know it’s not from trees it’s from papa’s pocket.

7.   “Itna mahnga phone!!!!!!!Kyu kya saste phone mein aawaz nahi aati”……
   

Oh, dad in your time apple and blackberry were just fruits, but not now.

8.   “Parents constantly ask their girls” Apne ghar jayegi to ye sb karna”…. But at their so called apna ghar (sasural) her mother-in-law asks her “Ye tera sasural hai, ye sab tere apne ghar mein chalta hoga yahaan nahi”.

Have I been staying at a PG since my birth?

9.   “Ye luv shuv kuch nahi hoti!!!Padhai par concentrate karo”…..

Hey, how do you know that, do you have an experience in luv shv??

10.  “Ghus ja TV ke ander man of the match tujhe hi milne wala hai”……..
    

What about your serial mom???

11.  “Baal Katwa le, kya chidiya ka ghosla bana ke rakha hai”……..
    

Be modern mom….Its fashion…

12.  “Mein tera baap hun ATM machine nahi”!!!!!!

Hey dad, do ATM machines have kids too??

13.  “Mere se zubaan ladayegi”….
    

Oh no!!sorry I can’t….because I have blisters on my tongue…Next time pakka.

14.  “Shadi karle beta nahi to koi achha ladka nahi milega”…..

Does marriage gives warranty of good boys?

15.  Most dangers dialogue…..
    

How many of you have suffered from this condition???

Kya aap sab ke parent’s bhi ye hi dialogues use karte hain? Do share with me in the comment section.